Tuesday, July 25, 2006
the late bus vs. me
Late Bus: Hi, Martin.
Me: Hi.
Late Bus: Have you heard the Beirut record, yet?
Me: Yes, actually. I finally did.
Late Bus: What do you think?
Me: I think it's dreamy. Like Biz Markie lullabys or France (if you're not Muslim or whatever).
Late Bus: Neato. Hop on, now we're going to Canada.
Me: Why?
Late Bus: Because they have better rock bands.
Me: ...
Late Bus: I like heavy metal.
Me: (snoring)
