Monday, March 14, 2005
the other line
Don't have a conversation on the phone with your mom while sitting outside in a coffee shop and being 30, wearing red glasses and pants that make me think your a B-list celebrity. moreover, don't have a conversation that includes lines such as:
"Why do you always do this, mom?? I'm hanging up--No....No! I'm tired of this..."
and
"Thats why I don't like calling you, this is why....I'm----okay......well, yeah, but....(sarcasm meter red) fine. I'll talk to you later"
at audible levels to where children in Peru can hear you.
dude. You're 30.
