Thursday, February 03, 2005
hot hot hot
you give me fever.
fever all through the night.
(singer throws down microphone)
"I'm f(insertbeepingsoundhere)ing serious, dude"
drums thump. trumpets start yelling.
"Hey, idiot. Stop Playing"
bass wiggles. snare taps look at themselves funny.
"Seriously, you jackasses. I have a fever. It sucks."
Singer #1: 'Like yeah, totally. I thought we were into a groove, you know--
"Ralph. My head is the size of two apples. It hurts. I can't feel my baby toe."
Singer #1: "--Cause um, I was like doing this thing where I like put spaces in the song, right? and then---"
'F(insertbeepingsoundagain)ck it, Ralph. Your face looks like a swollen banana with a thousand unicorns all playing xylophones in between the spaces of your irises. I need some Tylenol."
the above is really happening to me
